howard.beer
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a business?
No. It's a domain with a pint on it.
Can I buy beer here?
No. You can look at a picture of beer, which is cheaper and has fewer calories.
Why does this exist?
The domain cost less than an actual pint. That's the whole story.
Is the beer real?
It's made of CSS. Please don't lick your screen.
Can I get a half instead?
This is a pints-only establishment.
Why is the page wobbling?
You've had a few. Have a glass of water, or refresh the page to sober up instantly. If only real life worked like that.
What are the opening hours?
Always open. Never serving.
What happens when it's up for renewal?
We don't talk about that.